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It’s been well-reported that Francis I is the first non-European pope for more than a millennium. But what other interesting “firsts” of the modern era can the new pontiff lay claim to? Francis I is...
View Article“Clean your fucking plates” says Pope
Mmmm, tasty. Pope Francis this week slammed the culture of waste in the West, likening the disposal of food to stealing from the poor. “Throwing away food,” he said, “is like stealing from the table of...
View Article“Fuck this” says Pope
“Do you honestly think I give a flying fuck what you stick on your todger?” Pope Francis issued a statement today, explaining that he definitely had not accidentally uttered a swear-word during...
View ArticleGeorge Clooney’s marriage ‘to make everything OK’
“It’s OK Barry, everything will be fine from now on” It was revealed this morning that the small remainder of the world’s problems that weren’t solved by the visit of Prince George to New Zealand and...
View ArticlePope continues magnificent ‘wave but don’t make waves’ campaign
Pope Francis has continued to highlight the plight of the poor and needy by visiting the Philippines and saying what a bad thing inequality is, whilst sitting in the relative isolation of a...
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